The plot thickens
Chapter 2 of the Mystery of the
Materialising Money. My bashful
benefactor has struck again and this time with even more panache. Same ‘Mister’ not Mr Alexander on a large
envelope, posted in Worthing (theatrical home of THE Handbag) anyway BN11 on
the stamp and a number of intriguing enclosures, not least of which was another
£50 and this time is the form of a £50 note.
I’ve not had one of those in my hands for some time! This in a used
envelope (no address) with a handwritten note ‘Here’s one I made this morning!’
A flamboyant hand and a flamboyant gesture.
Male I think but who knows? A graphologist I guess might.
Also enclosed, provocatively pasted to a
handbill of Southend’s Cliff Pavilion, a handwritten description of and homage to
Mr Alexander, his dogs, show and life.
All the words begin with the letter A in capitals. It’s clever and must have taken a lot of
working. Here’s what was written:
All About A
Audiences All Around Are Anxiously Awaiting
Alexander And Animals’ Articulated Arrival. Anticipating Amazing Artistic
Ability As Articles Appear And Are Astonishingly Altered And Angled Away Again
And Again, Audacious Acrobatic Activities And Adventurous Aerial Antics (Always
Avoiding Ambulances!) Appropriately Aged And Aspiring Amateur Actors Aid And
Abet As Asked And Achieve A’s Alliance and Admiration. Adoring Audience
Approval And Applause Adds Animation At All Appearances. An April Allowance
Avoids ‘Ardship As Actor Anticipates Approaching Annual Activities And Accompanying
‘Apennies:-
An Ardent Admirer
ANON
I think I’m going to have it made as a
handbill for the show, apart from the final sentence. I loved ‘Always Avoiding Ambulances’ and
‘Adoring Audience Approval And Applause Adds Animation At All Appearances’. Really great copy!
So my benefactor knows the show. Do I know them though? I suspect I might do but whoever it is is
being very canny at avoiding letting me know exactly who they are. I think the South of England may be a
smokescreen, as I haven’t played Worthing or Southend for many years (although
I would love to do so) and I can’t say I know of anyone from down there any
more. I think they read the blog and
will have read my previous entry on the Materialising Money as they have been
deliberately even more intriguing this time.
Once again I have to say a real thanks and
that the money will be properly invested in the show and not frittered on
fanciful frippery (this alliteration is catching). The times have been financially and fiscally
frustrating (oh stop it, now) and the investment is very welcome. I will now be able to buy new clever stick
handsticks (which broke last year), some new collars for the dogs so they can
Also Appeal, Amaze And Attract Attention At All Apperances.
There was also one other small enclosure
which came with a sense of humour and a knowledge of my show but I am leaving
this out of the blog so if the person does want me to know it was them when
they see me they can tell me what it was as only they will know!! I have a feeling the person would like me to
know who they are…
Anyway it’s very touching and most welcome!
As well as being wonderfully intriguing.
All the best from a road near you,
Mr Alexander